Eden, I had no idea how treacherous your life is. Now that I do, I think I'm going to get you lifts for Christmas. There, that one was easy ( Read more... )

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Okay. I give. Where the hell am I? Pretty seamless trick so far. However, this could very well be a dream. That'd explain the lack of flaws. Maybe I'm not seeing them correctly.

If this is a dream there should be more Carmen Electra in the nude.

Nice place. It looks like I live here.

i waaan ...I wAnTT f0od gIMee

[Switch to voice recording because someone's obviously irritated at the effort it takes to type.]

[Growl] What does it take to get a good sandwich?

Explosions aren't that scary unless you are in one. If you're in one, you aren't scared for long because then you are blown to bits or in excruciating pain fear doesn't matter. I've seen Die Hard. Independence Day. I can turn on a TV. Here though, I doubt we'll see footage of what happened with a bunch of talking heads. There are a lot of ( Read more... )